December 2011
theirishbieber asked: 2012 is almost here, so send this to your 5 favourite blogs of 2011. Have a wonderful new year! If you get 3 of these back, you have an amazing blog :)
sassylouis:
this whole fandom is gay because one direction is gay
itsjustinsbieber asked: 2012 is almost here, so send this to your 5 favourite blogs of 2011. Have a wonderful new year! If you get 3 of these back, you have an amazing blog :)
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
whoever sends me my first birthday message of the...
12 am i expect one
stylators:
it’s awkward when people in this fandom threaten other fandoms with carrots like just stop it’s embarrassing
okay so on the sims 3 i made a harry styles sim and he has like 7 kids with 3 different mothers
and i made a louis tomlinson & taylor swift get married and have 3 kids
waderudy:
i hate when i start a show i like and it’s like OH GREAT NOW I GOTTA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THESE FEELS
sassylouis:
hey i know what we can rename the fandom
instead of directioners
we can call ourselves faggots
my goal for 2012 is to not die
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you’ve always wanted to say to me.
bornt0besomebody:
funniest thing ever, i can say i have been on my period since last year ahahahhhah
preggers all da tyme
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
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1D jokes
Harry: Why did the man sleep under the car? So he can wake up oily in the morning!
Louis: Oh, it's funny because oily sounds like early. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Niall: Snampire.
Louis: It is in fact not a Snampire...it is frostbite.
Liam: What do you get if you cross a pig with a centipede? Bacon with legs. What is the best thing about deadly snakes? They've got poisionality.
Niall: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Harry: Cliff.
Louis: We said don't say it if you know the answer!
Niall: What is a baby swan called?
Louis: A slizzleswan.
Harry: Little swan.
Zayn: Why did the donut seller retire? He was sick of the hole business. What do you get if you eat all of the Christmas decorations?
Harry: Tinselitis!
Zayn: ..WHY. WHY.
Louis: Harry is by far the most scroogiest, grinchiest bum hole.
Zayn: What is the most common element on earth.
Liam: GERBILS.
Harry: What did the alien say to the garden? Take me to your weeder.
Things I am looking forward to:
Believe by Justin Bieber being released
Cody Simpson’s debut album
One Direction’s second album (possible 2012 release)
FEAR being released
The summer
my first kiss~! lol jk it’s not gonna happen
My first concert
other stuff I can’t remember
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“There are writers who do have a lot of talent. J.K. Rowling has a lot of talent....”
– Michael Grant [x] (via binnybons)
everyone go read "Gone" by Michael Grant
right
fucking
now
plus the guy on the front is one fine piece of ass~
but it’s just a fantastic series in general
i’m not kidding
go to the bookstore or library
and read it
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PAOLA PAOLA PAOLA READ IT I'M FREAKING OUT
http://gone.wikia.com/wiki/Fear_by_Michael_Grant
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becauseboobs:
All of this happening while I’m reading The Hunger Games trilogy isn’t helping me. I keep imagining Karp making us select a boy and girl from each fandom to represent us in a battle to the death for a chance to have missing e.
Girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than sexy
totally-relatable:
Guy: You’re beautiful
Girl: No I’m not
Guy:
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some people say their native language is sarcasm
mine is profanity
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
